The title pretty much says it all…but it is true.

Given that my website is called The Ramblings of a Grumpy Old Man, it should have been a precursor to what is to come, but be that as it may, I say again, I am not a nice man.

Now, given that I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, there are a few things about me that you should know before we get started.

Rule #1: I do not suffer fools gladly (as you will soon see).

Rule # 2: I do not suffer the government gladly (See Rule #1)

Rule #3: I do not believe in Fairy Tales. (Not the ones we were read to as children, and definitely not the ones who are trying to read to our kids during story hour at the library).

Rule#4: If you believe in Evolution, you should allow it to run its course, thereby removing the stupid people who do stupid things to be thinned from the herd.

Rule #5: Life and people do not make sense. (As much as I try to make sense out of it, life and the people in it do not make sense).

Rule #6: You can look but not touch. (I’ll let you all figure that out on your own).

Rule #7: People are lazy, and it doesn’t do any good to kick them in the butt to motivate them because all you end up with is a shoe full of crap.

Rule #8: Mental Illness is Voting the same people back into government every election cycle. Going to the job you hate day after day. And having to acknowledge someone who is also suffering from a mental illness by what they think they are vs. what they actually are.

Rule #9: Socialism is wanting and getting everything the other guy has…minus his job.

Rule#10: You are 99% smarter than those who do not read and follow my blog & soon-to-be podcast.

Now that you have a basic groundwork of who I am and what I am, we can start.

Like I said, I’m not a nice man. It doesn’t mean I am a jerk, but I can be when I have to be (or when it’s fun to do so). I look out for women & children because they are sweet and innocent and our future. Mess with a woman or a kid, and I turn into a guy who goes from just not being a nice guy into a man who has no problem taking you out on a field trip to the desert and coming back by myself.

But most of all, I think I’m a guy who has been on this rock called Earth long enough to realize that humanity has lost it. I mean, just look around you. Does this look like a planet overly populated with people who know what they are doing or, at the very least, have their heads out of their butts?

And that is why I’m here.

My mission in life is to enjoy a good whiskey, the occasional cigar, the love of a good woman and my family, laugh a lot, and let the world know where they got off the beaten path of sanity. Because when you take off the blinders given to us by our government, the media, and our educational institutions, you will discover a whole new world out there that needs intense therapy.

So, lay down on the couch (no Harvey Weinstein casting couch jokes, please), close your eyes, and relax. I’ll tell you what you must learn to get that peptic ulcer raging into full-blown acidic revolt.

Stay tuned; this is going to be good!

I now return you to your regularly scheduled life…all ready in progress.