On this blog, you’ll find humor, confrontation, and thought-provoking cynicism, all delivered with a hefty dose of attitude. I’m here to share the wisdom gained from my many trips around the sun. After all, you don’t get this wise (dare I say, genius?) without learning a thing or two from youth’s follies!
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The List That Isn’t Followed
Imagine a world where obeying the Do Not Call List actually punishes you for being a law-abiding citizen! You won’t get bugged by glorified jock strap salesmen, but political crooks and scammy spammers run amok, turning your phone into a personal comedy show. Thanks, government, for protecting us from orderly calling chaos! Keep reading →
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Why I’m Done with McDonald’s: A Rant on Fast Food Disappointment
After enduring a McDonald’s adventure that felt more like a fast-food horror show, our hero vows to quit this greasy haunt for life. From mistaken orders to burgers so wrong they should be on America’s Got Talent, it’s clear: McDonald’s has traded satisfaction for confusion and overpriced misery. Time to ghost these golden arches! Keep reading →
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The Starbucks Transformation: What Happened to My Go-To Spot?
Ah, the nostalgia of a quaint old Starbucks! Once a romantic hideout for caffeine-fueled first dates and aspiring authors, it’s now a chilly wasteland resembling a space station—no comfy chairs, no outlets, just a parade of “Street Creatures” chatting with imaginary llamas. So, bring a parka and get your overpriced coffee—quickly! Keep reading →
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Reflections on 64 Years of Life and America’s Political Landscape
So I just turned 64, survived 786 full moons, and watched my government turn into a playground run by bullies. Politicians throw money at foreign issues while our backyard remains a mess. If only they understood history! Maybe a cosmic trip could help them see what truly matters—like, “Look at that, you son of a… Keep reading →
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Why Are We Putting Up With This?
Ever wonder why you hate going back to work after a long weekend…Here’s why! Keep reading →
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What Do You Have To Lose? Give It A Shot!
Welcome to 2025, where hopes bloom like weeds in a junkyard! We just circled the sun again, but did life magically improve? Spoiler alert: Nope! New Year’s resolutions? 88% chance of failing—yikes! So, get off the couch, roll up your sleeves, and embrace the pain of change. Because regret? Way too tragic! Keep reading →
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Life Moves Pretty Fast (At Least It Is Supposed To)
If you drive an underpowered or electric vehicle, please read and take heed. Keep reading →
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I Yam What I Yam (Or Pretend To Be)
Can you really judge a book by its cover? Remember: Not everybody is who they say they are…or pretend to be. Keep reading →
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Walmart: The Latin Word for Retail Hell.
Put on your Haz-Mat suits ladies and gentlemen, we are going shopping at Walmart. Keep reading →
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Since When Did America Become a Bunch of Pussies?
We used to be a country that went out and did things for ourselves. If we wanted something, we either worked for it or discovered a way to make it happen. Now? We are a bunch of pussies. Keep reading →
The Ramblings of a Grumpy Old Man 