Category: General

  • The List That Isn’t Followed

    The List That Isn’t Followed

    Imagine a world where obeying the Do Not Call List actually punishes you for being a law-abiding citizen! You won’t get bugged by glorified jock strap salesmen, but political crooks and scammy spammers run amok, turning your phone into a personal comedy show. Thanks, government, for protecting us from orderly calling chaos!

  • The Starbucks Transformation: What Happened to My Go-To Spot?

    The Starbucks Transformation: What Happened to My Go-To Spot?

    Ah, the nostalgia of a quaint old Starbucks! Once a romantic hideout for caffeine-fueled first dates and aspiring authors, it’s now a chilly wasteland resembling a space station—no comfy chairs, no outlets, just a parade of “Street Creatures” chatting with imaginary llamas. So, bring a parka and get your overpriced coffee—quickly!

  • Reflections on 64 Years of Life and America’s Political Landscape

    Reflections on 64 Years of Life and America’s Political Landscape

    So I just turned 64, survived 786 full moons, and watched my government turn into a playground run by bullies. Politicians throw money at foreign issues while our backyard remains a mess. If only they understood history! Maybe a cosmic trip could help them see what truly matters—like, “Look at that, you son of a…