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I Yam What I Yam (Or Pretend To Be)
Can you really judge a book by its cover? Remember: Not everybody is who they say they are…or pretend to be.
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Walmart: The Latin Word for Retail Hell.
Put on your Haz-Mat suits ladies and gentlemen, we are going shopping at Walmart.
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Since When Did America Become a Bunch of Pussies?
We used to be a country that went out and did things for ourselves. If we wanted something, we either worked for it or discovered a way to make it happen. Now? We are a bunch of pussies.
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And The Award Goes To…
The end of the school year in America is like attending the Oscars, but with brighter people. At an 8th-grade award ceremony, every kid gets an award, even for things like ordering food in another language. Parents endure back-breaking, leg-cramping, and ass-numbing seats, but it’s all about supporting our kids. So, we’ll cheer them on,…
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The Ramblings of a Grumpy Old Man 